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By Virgil Vaupel
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Doesn't Make Much Sense To Me

 


I’m just sitting here thumbing through the Internet for things to write about with not much in mind. With this being a slow news week (except for Obama intending to get us into yet another foreign war and trying his very best to bankrupt the country) I decided to name off a few things that don’t make sense to me.

• I noticed on my can of oven cleaner a red banner stating, “Safe for use on all self-cleaning ovens.” I’m thinking, If my oven is self-cleaning why did I buy this stuff?

• I’ve heard it said that to make the “real money” one needs only to marry the “madam”...



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