June 5, 2013 | Volume 100 / Number 23

Cruisin' Around In My 1996 Ford Crown Victoria

My Apologies To One And All

A few weeks past I caused an incident in town, which in turn caused much consternation, angst and some downright anger amongst some of the citizenry of our fair village. Please, allow me to explain my deplorable actions.

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I had just spent most of a wonderful morning and early afternoon at the doctor place getting poked, prodded and probed and I was in a tizzy.

I thought it might be nice to treat myself after being mis-treated for the past few hours so I stopped by for a burger at one of our local fast food joints. Being old, fat and lazy, I used the drive-thru window.

No sense risking a str...

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