Is Trump The Chump?

I tend to get a tad bit radical in my thinking from time to time. It helps clear my brain. Now, for the benefit of my 18.3441 readers, I would expound my theory as to why I think Trump is the Chump.

I’ll have more on that later in the broadcast, but first a word from the friendly folks at Mother Mabel’s Merry Matrimonial Manor and A-One Crematorium conveniently housed in the same building as Jakes Juicy Jackalope Jerky. Our motto is “Only the best road kill is good enough to be called Jakes.”

Strange things happen in this country that are sometimes not explained very well by our most secretive government citing reasons such as “National Security” and my favorite, “What you don’t know won’t hurt you.”

Take the Kennedy assassination back in the day. The media has us convinced that L.H. Oswald committed the crime. Mebbe so, mebbe not. The big question in my mind has always been the “why” of it. Suppositions run rampant and the government spent millions of your tax dollars on the Warren Commission and that commission found absolutely nothing that would shed a light on the “why.”

Here’s my theory and you can take it to the bank. (The South Bank of the Milk River is where I bank.)

Those of us who are in our dotage can recall the “new” currency that the brothers Kennedy issued back in 1963 or so in an effort to thwart the strangle-hold the Federal Reserve System had (has) on the United States. See, folks, the Fed owns our currency and John and Robert decided to get the Fed out of the country and back our own currency. (Across the top was “United States Note” instead of “Federal Reserve Note.”) Back then we still had the reserves to do it. Now we don’t.

The Federal Reserve, a privately held corporation not affiliated with the US government, with officers and everything, along with a board room with a long-shiny mahogany table (I’m just guessing about the table) could stand to lose trillions of dollars if the Kennedy Plan came to fruition. Not only the money, but they would lose their ability to control the day-to-day workings of the US.

Who had more motive than that to orchestrate an assassination of the President of the United States of America? It wasn’t the Mafia as one theory says. It wasn’t the CIA as some folks think. I’m sure it wasn’t Colonel Sanders. Elvis maybe? None of those outfits had a reason. You be the judge. Soon after the assassination, the “Kennedy” bills were discontinued and the Fed was safe.

Now to my next theory and I’m sure you will be astounded and astonished and swell with pride over my bravery in putting my very life in danger by suggesting what I’m about to suggest. So if I am found in a lonely ditch somewhere nekkid, covered with mud and my mustache shaved off ... well, you get the picture, ugly as it is. For your own safety if you see me out and about you might give me a wide berth and please don’t acknowledge that you know me. (Oh hell. That’s already being done.)

My theory is this. The folks who run this world and pull the D.C. politicians’ strings, had an inkling that any one of the republican candidates (before Trump decided to run) could win the election over Hillary, so they hired “The Donald” to run against her and they made it possible for Trump to oust all the other viable candidates through really great speech writing which Trump delivered faultlessly, gaining the support of the trailer trash and red neck crowd, myself included. He told people what they wanted to hear and he said it all forcefully and with conviction. We believed him when he said he would “build a wall.” (I kept hearing Reagan saying “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall.”)

We believed him when he said he’ll make America great again. We believed him when he said he would put a stop to Muslim immigration into the US. He said he would “fix the economy” and we giddily cheered and teared up thinking “what a great guy.”

(BTW, according to Hillary’s attack ads and David Letterman’s expose’ and Donald’s admission, Trump’s line of expensive clothing is said to have been manufactured in several or more foreign counties.)

Clinton used her post as Secretary of State to travel the world visiting country’s with lots of money to contribute to her campaign fund. They did, to the tune of millions of dollars going to her and to the Clinton Foundation.

She’s been a shoo-in from day one, folks, as I told you two years ago. There is no way she can’t not win. She has Trump leading the way (through the back door) and she has literally all the money in the world backing her. And she has all the mindless 18 to 30 females who will vote for her, not on her qualifications but just because she’s a woman the way the same demographic voted for Obama just because he’s black.

The Donald does not want the presidency. Oh sure he’s egotistically inclined to living in the White House as a lark just to be able to say “I lived there.” His grandkids would be able to brag about the few years their eccentric grandfather was POTUS.

And, sadly, America needs Trump to bring order with his corporatiana form of government. Heads would roll, what few manufactories we have would close, there would be mayhem in the streets and people would die if Trump were to win. But unlike with Hillary there would be recovery with a Trump regime.

And with Trump at the helm there would be a myriad of unanswered questions answered and people would go to prison or be cast out in disgrace, And that’s why the Democrats and their bosses are using Trump to help Hillary win.

That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening.